How to Make a Woman Angry (In Ten Words or Less)

10. "Why didn't you tell me your sister was so gorgeous?"
9. "They didn't have Mona Lisa Smile. I got Saw."
8. "Really? A new hairdo? When did that happen?"
7. "Seriously, your sister—she is really hot."
6. "You're reminding me of your mom."
5. "Man, you sure were hungry!"
4. "Were you saying something?"
3. "Your mustache tickles."
2. "Screw Oprah."
1. "Anniversary?"

De la revista Esquire. Tim Carvell. April 2006, Volume 145, Issue 4.